Two traveling salesman driving across kansas, the car breaks down so they walk to the farmers house and ask him if they can stay the night. the farmer replies "well" I have only one extra room next to my daughter's and I have a couch, but the dog sleeps on the couch so you will both have to share the same bed. they look at each other and say "what the hell" neither of us is gay so It will be ok for one night.one guy wakes up in the middle of the night and says to his coworker, Man I've got to sneak over to the daughter's room and get some of that, she is a real fox and I've got the biggist woody I've ever had, as a matter of fact It's about 3 inches bigger than It's ever been, the coworker replies "well" your going to have to take me with you. why is that he asks? Because thats "my Dick" your holding. over to the daughter
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