An Englishman by the name of Alfred always wanted a pure bride. A virgin, a girl who's never been with another man. But everywhere he turned, he didn't find such thing. One night at the pub, he struck up a conversation with a Pakistani, who tells Alfred about her pure, untouched sister. Alfred decides to marry her.
They start dating strictly, no sex before marriage. However, Alfred is still unsettled and worried she might be impure. So he whips out his dick.
"Honey, what is this?" He asks his soon-to-be-wife.
"It's a wiener of course!" The Pakistani girl replies.
Alfred assumes "Well she calls it a wiener, she's probably never done the nasty."
They get married, and head to Sussex for Honeymoon. At their suit, Alfred, happy to finally break the seal, whips out his dick again and says "Look, honey, this is not a wiener, this is a cock."
The girl turns and replies "Honestly, compared to all the cocks I've sucked, it strikes me as a wiener."
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