So, they're out on the lake and the grandpa takes out a cigarette. The grandson asks, "grandpa can I have one?"
The grandpa asks, "can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"No, grandpa I can't."
"Then you're too young to smoke a cigarette" declared the grandpa.
A little while later, the grandpa takes out an ice cold beer. The grandson asks, "grandpa can I have one?"
The grandpa asks, "can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"No grandpa I can't."
"Then you're too young to drink a beer" declared the grandpa.
A little while later, the grandson took out a warm plate of grandma's fresh baked cookies. Grandpa asks the boy, "can I have one?"
The grandson asks, "can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"Well, yes. I can!"
"Then go fuck yourself, grandpa. These are my cookies!"
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