(Husband and Wife are chatting)
Wife: "I really wish I had bigger boobs"
Husband: "Have you tried rubbing a little bit of toilet paper in between them each day?"
Wife: "No... why do you think that would work?"
Husband: "Well... it worked for your ass so I figured it might work for your boobs."
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