Three guys in the jungle get captured by a native tribe.
The chief announces to them (Yeah, they all speak English) that they will be killed, unless they submit to BONGO, in which case, they will be set free.
The first of them agrees to BONGO, and is promptly taken to the centre of the village, bent over a fallen tree trunk and tied down, then every man in the tribe fucks him up the ass.
He is them set free & staggers off into the jungle.
The two remaining men witness this.
The next day the chief asks the two remaining men if they wish to opt for death or BONGO. One of them volunteers for BONGO & freedom.
He is then strapped to the log & suffers a similar fate to the guy from the previous day and crawls off into the jungle nursing his reamed ass.
The third guy is approached by the chief on day three and is asked for his choice: death or BONGO.
He replies "I would take death any day rather than suffer that indignity"
The chief turns to the tribe and declares "He has chosen death! I decree death, by BONGO!!!!"
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