Superman is bored.
He decides to fly around and see what his super hero friends are doing.
He flies to the bat cave. He sees Batman and Robin fixing the bat mobile. He says "That looks boring", and flies away.
He flies to the ocean. He sees Aquaman talking to sea turtles. He says, "That looks boring", and flies away.
He decides to visit Wonder Woman. He flies to her window and sees her naked, spread-eagle on the bed. Using his super speed, he flies into Wonder Woman's room, fucks her real fast, and flies out.
Wonder Woman jumps out of bed, startled. "Oh my god! What was that?!"
The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but my ass hurts!"
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