...The doctor examines the man and asks him questions about his sex life. The man leaves, and when he gets home he finds his wife holding their infant son with one hand and breastfeeding him, stirring a pot on the stove with her other hand, and cleaning the floor with her foot on a towel. The man says, "Honey, we need to talk." She moans, "What do you want? I'm so busy I can't even wipe my own ass." The man replies, "That's what we need to talk about."
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