In Detroit, brothels are now automatized. One puts twenty dollars in a slot and a door opens.
A politician decides to have a go. He puts in the twenty bucks and the door opens.
He finds himself in a corridor with two doors: one reads "Blonde", the other reads "Brunette".
He chooses the door with "Blonde" written on it. He then finds himself in another corridor with two doors: one reads "Tall" and the other reads "Small".
He opens the door with "Tall" written on it and finds himself in another corridor with two doors: one reads "Big Tits", the other reads "Small Tits".
Immediately he chooses the door with"Big Tits" on it, and finds himself in another corridor with two doors, the one reading "Small Ass", the other "Large Ass".
He rushes through the door with "Small Ass" written on it, and again finds himself in a corridor with two doors, one with "Real Screw" on it, the other "Fancy Fuck". He throws himself on the door with "Real Screw" on it...and finds himself in the street on the other side of the same building!
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