Don't piss off a donkey, they'll kick your ass.

*in 5th grade, teacher is a bit of a knucklehead but he's hilarious sometimes, he makes a habit of calling us donkeys.*
Teacher: You kids are a bunch of donkeys!
Student: You're the leader of the pack.

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