"I did," I replied, "but I have been trying to do thing I despised as a child to expand my horizons. Surprisingly, I like Lima beans, and I love naps, of course. "
"Well I am proud of you! What can I do to help you 'expand your horizons'?"
I replied, as nonchalantly as possible, "I am going to need you to fuck my ass".
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