A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."She asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"Her husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them.""How does that make them bigger?", she asks."I don't know, but it certainly worked for your ass."
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