A lady went into a store and told the clerk that she wanted to
return a blender for refund because it didn't work. The clerk
told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought
it on special. All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and
yelled, "Grab my tits! Grab my tits!"
The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager
who asked her if he can help. She explained that she wanted to
return the broken blender for refund. He told her that he would
not give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.
Once again she screams: "Grab my tits! Ohhh, grab my tits!"
The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling
that particular phrase. She replied, "Because I like my tits
grabbed when I'm getting screwed up the ass!"
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