"My Balls. . . . ."

a guy walks through a town and sees that there is a contest. . the reward is $5000.00
. . you have to make a horse laugh. . . there are a bunch of people around trying to tell jokes, funny stories and they even tried to tickle the horse but he just wouldn't laugh. . the the guy takes the hore behind the bush and he comes out crakin up . . .he gets his reward. . . the next day the guy is leaving town and sees that there is another contest for $10000.00 you have to make the horse cry . . there are people sitting around teling stories about there familes and bad things that happened to them . . .but the horse just wouldn't cry. . .so the guy takes the hotse behind the bush an he comes out crying . . so hte guy gets his reward and getting ready to leave. . .the people in the town saywait . . .wait. . before you leave tell us how u did it. . how did u make him laugh? He said i told him that my balls were bigger than his . . they said oka yhow did u make him laugh he said i showed him!!!!