Shrimp

A man walks into a whore house to relieve himself and tells the
pimp "I want the best whore in the house". The pimp says "then
go to the fourth floor". So the man goes to the fourth floor and
when he enters the room he notices that the whore is in the
bathroom and there is a platter of shrimp on a taple. He starts
eating them and when the whore comes out she takes one look at
him and screams then jumps out the window. So he goes to the
pimp again and asks for his second best whore. The pimp says to
go to the third floor. So he goes up to the third floor and he
notices that the whore is in the bathroom and there is a platter
of shrimp on the table. So he starts eating them but when the
whore comes out she takes one look at him and then jumps out the
window. So he goes back to the pimp and asks for his third best
whore. The pimp says to go to the second floor. So when he
reaches the second floor he sees that the whore is in the
bathroom and again there is a platter of shrimp on the table. So
he starts eating them but when the whore comes out she screams
and right before she jumps out the window he grabs her and asks
"Why are all of you jumping out of the window when you see me"?
She then says "because you're eating last months abortions!".