there was a man named mr. murphy and he lived in a nursing home. one day his nurse came in and he said "guess what"" and she replied with ""what"" and he said my penis died today. the next day she saw him walking around the halls with his penis hanging out of his gown and the nurse said ""mr. murphy put that away this instant."" he said ""well i told you my penis died"" she said ""that is no reason to have it hanging out of your gown"" then he said ""today is the veiwing!!""
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