19th Century Euphemisms for Masturbation


16> Emptyin' the Saloon15> Pocket Punch 'n' Judy14> Signing your John Hancock13> Dragging Thyself to Hell, One Hand's Breadth at a Time12> Waving to Queen Victoria11> Trying for a Scarlet "M"10> Oiling the Pennywhistle 9> Assaulting the Tower of London 8> Cleaning the Musket 7> Quashing the Southern Uprising 6> Monitoring your Merrimac 5> Driving the Golden Spike 4> Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation 3> Churning the Codpiece Butter 2> Square Dancing with Satan 1> Addressing Lord Palmer

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