Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit are walking through the woods...

...and attempting to find a way to avoid seeing one another anymore. For a long list of reasons, these two just despise one another, but attempt to be civil, and try to talk through a way they can simply not interact with the other, solving their problem.

As they are walking along in the forest, they spot a golden frog, sitting on a nearby lilly pad. They walk up, and start talking to the frog. After a bit of small talk, the frog says to them "You know, I don't meet many people these days, and when I do, I grant them 6 wishes for the pleasure of their company. Since there's two of you, I'll grant you 3 each, for I am feeling older and older with each passing day." The frog turns to Mr. Bear, and asks what his first wish is. Mr. Bear instantly replies with

"I wish all the other bears in the forest were female!" The frog says that is has been done. Mr. Rabbit scoffs, and then says "Heh, maybe you can finally get laid, VIRGIN." Mr. Bear shoots a death glare at Mr. Rabbit, but keeps his mouth shut.

The frog then turns to Mr. Rabbit, and asks what his first wish is. Mr. Rabbit thinks for a few minutes, Mr. Bear getting impatient all the while, and quietly says "A motorcycle, full of gas, and ready to ride."
A brand-new, top of the line motorcycle appears in front of Mr. Rabbit, who gets on, revs the engine, moves a little, and shortly gets off, satisfied. Mr. Bear complains "Hey, that's a stupid wish! He wasted a good wish that would be perfectly used on me!"

The golden frog ignores Mr. Bear's comment, and asks what his second wish would be. Mr. Bear immediately replies that he wanted all the bears in the neighboring forests to be female. The frog says that it has been done, and asks Mr. Rabbit what his second wish is. Mr. Rabbit thinks for 5 minutes, Mr. Bear getting more and more impatient with each passing second. Mr. Rabbit then says "I wish for a crash helmet that will never break and never fail me." A beautifully designed motorcycle helmet appears in front of him, Mr. Rabbit trys it on, finding that it fits perfectly.

Mr. Bear complains loudly "WHY did you wish for that you idiotic Rabbit?!? You're a goddamn rabbit, why the hell should you even NEED a motorcycle?!"

The frog looks to Mr. Rabbit, who gives a small nod, indicating to continue with the final wishes. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears on the planet were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world, and that all female bears would be aware of his status as being the only male bear in all the world. The frog says that it has been done, and off in the distance, the sound of multiple bears coming closer can be heard. The frog then looks at Mr. Rabbit for the final wish that the frog can grant, and says as he turns on his motorcycle,

"You know, I wish Mr. Bear was gay.", riding off into the distance as fast as he could.