So this old man, Jesus, and Moses are playing golf. Moses hits his ball in the pond, so for his next shot he parts the water and hits the ball in the hole. Jesus's shot lands on a lily pad in the pond, so he walks onto the water and hits his next shot off the lily pad into the hole. The old man tees up his shot, but when he swings, he completely misses and the ball slowly rolls away from the tee box. Suddenly, a bird swoops in and picks up the ball and flies over the pond where the ball is dropped. In the pond, the ball is swallowed by a frog. The frog hops out of the water and gets hit by a truck on a nearby road. The impact of the truck's tires launches the ball back onto the golfcourse and into the hole.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I fucking hate playing with your dad."
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