Herman The Frog! "Long but funny !"

There was this little boy named Bill who had a pet frog named Herman. He spent many hours and days with Herman and managed to train him like a dog. He would play fetch with Bill and roll over and play dead such like a dog would. His parents became worried about Bill and his frog that his frog might pee on the carpet and give them worts so herman was givin a spot in the yard near the back door. Bill fixed him a small rope and food & water. One morning Bill came out to play with Herman but in the mud of a tire track was herman. he had been ran over!. In tears Bill went upstairs and got his penny bank and went out the back door snatching up what was left of Herman and throwing him over his shoulder. His first stop was a local brothol or whore house. He gave a slight tap on the door and this beautiful sweet blonde came looking. He said down here mam, she bent down to Bill and said what can I do for you young man. he said I have $10.00 here mam and I need to have sex with you. And she said now wait why would a young man want to spend his money here with all the young gals out there ?. He said well mam I need a girl with Herpes, Crabs, VD and VD and more VD!. The pretty lady gave Bill a big smile and said look boy all of our girls are very clean here we dont have anyone like that and I am sorry I cant help you. Bill gave her a big frown and started to walk away and the lady said wait! look go down the road one block and turn left and go to the pink house on the corner and I think you will find what your looking for. So the boy went on his way and found the house. He stood up and smiled and knocked on the door. At that moment he heard a cough and then another cough and then he heard an old hag clearing her throat and spitting. Then out of the shadow he saw this nasty old ugly bitch that he could smell as she walked to the door. She said hello boy what can I do for you. He said mam I have $10.00 and I need sex with you and right now. She said look for $10.00 go get you a clean girl and he said no mam you dont understand I need to have sex with a whore that has Herpies, Crabs, VD STD and what ever else I can catch and then Im going home and have sex with my baby sitter and then dad is going to have sex with the baby sitter and then dad will have sex with mom and then mom will have sex with the fucking mail man and thats the sonofabitch I aim to get because he ran over my damn pet frog Herman!!!!!!!.