How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
What's the difference between a man and a lawnmower?
Lawnmowers don't bitch after they cut the yard.
How do you keep a man from attacking you?
Throw him the remote control.
What one thing can always get a man out of your life?
A hunting licence.
What's a man's idea of a romantic evening?
A candlelit football stadium.
What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A sex-change operation.
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
Why do men talk so dirty?
So they can wash their mouth out with beer.
Why did God create man?
She didn't. Her husband did.
How do you confuse a man?
Tell him to start a knock-knock joke.
Why do men do odd jobs around the house?
If they do, it's odd!
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
What's foreplay when you are married?
20 minutes of begging and pleading.
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