Well son, we're not as active as we were 50 years ago, but that's life. These days all we have is Oral Sex!
Really Granddad? At your age?
Oh yes my boy, Let me tell you:
We go upstairs at 10pm
we both take are shower.
Then we go to bed.
Then I turn off the lights, and I say:"goodnight baby!"
Then your Grandma screams from the next room: "Fuck you"
And then I go: "Fuck you too!"
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