Men & Women Compared!

NICKNAMES:
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.


But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a beer, they will affectionately refer to each other as LardAss, Butt-Breath, Peanut-Head and Useless.


EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in
$20, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything
smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.


When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.


The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!


DRESSING UP:
A man will dress up for weddings, funerals.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.


LOOKS
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
( I invite any woman to prove me wrong! :)