After having a gaggle of children, Louise noticed her pussy was, well... kinda loose, and it was causing problems in the marital bedroom. Since she couldn't make her husband's dick bigger, she had this brilliant idea that she should undergo plastic surgery to make her pussy tighter. So she makes an appointment, bathes and shaves herself, and goes to the doctor's office.
When she wakes up after the operation she finds 3 roses on her lap, and asks the nurse who they are from. The nurse beams,"Well the first rose is from the doctor. He just did that as a way of saying thank you for being his patient and for doing so well in surgery." Oh that's nice, the wife thinks, but she still wants to know about the two other roses. The nurse replies, "Well one of the roses is from your husband who so appreciates that you did this and he says he just can't wait to get you home." The wife smiles. "That's so sweet of him.... but who is the last rose from?"
The nurse somewhat nervously replies, "Oh the last rose is from Bill."
"Who is Bill?" asks the wife. "He's a victim in our burn unit" explains the nurse. The wife, still puzzled, asks "OK, but why did *he* give me a rose?"
The nurse says, "He wanted to thank you for the new lips"
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