Guy walks into a bar and asks for a jack and Coke the bar tender goes under the bar and comes up with a apple
The guy confused says "That's not what I ordered", the bartender says "Just try it".
He bites into it, "Wow that tastes just like jack" the bartender says "Turn it around" and to the guys amazement it taste like Coke.
A second guy walks into the bar and orders a gin and tonic the bartender again comes back with an apple confused the first guy says trust me try it.
The second guy bites each side and is amazed that it taste just like gin and tonic.
While the two guys are talking about the apples a third guy comes in and asks what's going on. The bartender says "I can make apples taste like anything you would like!"
The third guy not believing him asks for him to make and apple taste like pussy. The bartender once again comes back with an apple.
The third guy bites into it and instantly spits it out "hey this taste like shit" the bartender says "turn it around"
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