Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men??
A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door... which do you let in first?
A - The dog of course, at least he'll shut up once he's inside!
Q - What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
A - Pregnant
Q - What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A - Divorced
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