A guy walks into a bar and orders a couple shots of whiskey. After he downs his whiskey he notices a jar filled with coins and a couple dollar bills on top. He then asks the bartender what's the jar for and the bartender points to the big guy on the other side of the bar and says "you see that lug over there? If you can knock him out you can have the money in the jar". The patron then requests a couple more shots of whiskey.
After hammering these shots down the guy notices another jar that is filled with $1 and $5 dollar bills with a $20 on top. He then ask the bartender what's the jar for and the bartender says "did you see that dog tied up in the front on your way in here? Well it has a loose tooth but if you can yank it out you can have the money in the jar". "Oh okay" says the patron before ordering a couple more shots of whiskey.
When he finishes with these shots he notices another jar filled with $20 dollar bills and a couple $100 dollar bills on top. He then proceeds to ask the bartender what's this jar for and the bartender points to a gorgeous blonde across the bar and says "you see that blonde girl right there? Well if you can make her orgasm you get the money in the jar".
Being fairly intoxicated now the patron stumbles to his feet and staggers over to the big guy before he cold clocks him sending him to the floor. The entire bar goes silent.
The man trots out the front door and then everybody inside hears the dog squealing bloody murder.
Minutes later the guy walks back covered in blood and drunkenly says "*Alright, now where's that blonde with the loose tooth*"
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