Little johny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,
" Johny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left???
"None," Johny replied, " cause the rest would fly away"
Teacher, " Well, the answer is four" , but i like the way are you thinking.
Johny, teacher i have a question for you, if there were 3 women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, second was biting her cone and third was sucking her cone, which one is married?
Teacher ( nervously ), "Well", I guess the third which was sucking the cone,
Johny, "No" , the one with the wedding ring on her finger, "but, I like the way you are thinking".
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