A guy wakes up in the morning only to discover he forgot to set his alarm clock, making him late for work. So his day is off to a rough start. He arrives at his work but is later confronted by his boss with news that the company he works for has to lay off a few people. Including him. So his day gets worse. As he is about to tell his wife what happened he gets a text saying that she doesn't love him anymore, she's been seeing another man for months, and she's taking everything in the divorce. At that point the man's day has gone to shit. So after he takes his stuff he goes to a hotel and goes to a huge bar nearby to drink away his sorrows. After 3 or 4 beers a man comes up and sits next to him and notices that the guy looks like shit. So he asks what's up. The guy told him about his day. The man next to him says "You know what? I know what will cheer you up." So he invites the guy up to the 50th floor which is basically a V.I.P lounge bar. It's completely fancy with sonw of the best top shelf drinks known to man. So the two guys sit down and the generous man asks "Have you ever had a flyer?"
"No" the guy replies.
"Well the name says itself man. It'll make you fly."
"Bullshit." The guy says back.
To disprove his skepticism the man says "Larry, get me A flyer." So Larry the bartender pours him a green liquid which the man downs quickly and goes out to the bars balcony, jumps and starts flying around. The man suddenly gets happy. He's thinking that this could help him feel like the king of the world. So he tells Larry to get him a flyer. After he downs the drink he climbs to the balcony, jumps and falls to his death. The man, still flying, goes back into the bar, and sits back down at the bar. Larry looks over at him and says "You know what Superman. You can be a huge dick sometimes."
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