There was a fly hovering over a lake at about 6 inches. Suddenly he dropped close to the water. A fish saw this and rushed up to the surface to catch the fly. A bear saw the fish jumping out of the lake and went after his meal. There was a hunter who adjusted his sights towards the bear. As he did this a piece of cheese fell from his pocket and landed on the ground. A little mouse watching the cheese went in for a little nibble. A cat saw the mouse and made his move, missed bam right in the lake.
Moral of the story: A fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet.
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