Superman was flying around metropolis one day...(NSFW)

...Minding his own business when all of a sudden he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on a roof. Wonder Woman appeared to be pretty amarous, as she was squirming around, moaning, and rubbing herself.

Superman:"Man, that's pretty damn hot. I know what I'll do. I'll fly down and use my superpowers to give her a speed of light fuck sesh. I'll get my rocks off and she won't even know what hit her!"

So Superman flies down and, using his super speed, thrusts in and out maniacally until he comes. He flies away satisfied and hungry for a sandwich.

Wonder Woman:"What the hell was that?!?"

The invisible man: " I don't know, but my ass is hurting like hell now!"

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