One morning little Johnny and his father was walking down the road when little Johnny saw a beetle on the ground with its feet up. Johhny asked his father, "Dad what's wrong with that beetle?", and his dad responds, "The beetle died and it will be easier for God to pick it up and take it to heaven." This makes Johnny cry and he begins to explain to his dad why. "Mom is going to die! This morning, she was holding her feet up and screaming 'Oh God I'm coming', luckily the neighbor was there holding her down"
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