Beetle Jokes

Beetle Jokes

Shakespearean Humor


Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? He...

Feline Fasting


Most diets fail because we are still thinking ...

The cat diet!


CAT MIRACLE DIET: Most diets fail because we a...

If you thought the rooms were small...


On the subject of small lodgins in Tokyo comes...

Communication Problem


About five years ago the battery in my beat-up...

Communication Problem


About five years ago the battery in my beat-up...

New Beetle


Q: What should the vanity license plate of the...

Bad Directions

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Be...

Jane proudly drove her new VW Beetle convertible into town

Jane proudly drove her new VW Beetle convertibl...

A Banjo enthusiasts joke

Johnny proudly drove his new VW Beetle converti...

Something to get your favorite entomologist in the mood

"Baby, I'm gonna pin you down and spread your l...

A touching story.

A man purchased a Harley Davidson, so that he c...

Volkswagen are a bunch of cheats...

Audi you think they Passat their diesel tests f...

Grandpa Beetle Joke

My great grandfather worked at Volkswagen durin...

Team building

19 years old , barely out of high school, her f...

A dung beetle walks into a bar....

The bartender asks,"What's with the round faeces?"

A wizard and his witch.

An irritable wizard is living in his magical hu...

Waiter Jokes.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Wait...

The metamorphosis

One day, Franz Kafka's sister goes to wake her ...

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle?

4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray.

The VW Genie

A man was driving his brand new Rolls Royce. At...

Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon?

All they found was a dead beetle...