A spider fell out of a tree and landed on the priest, frantically, he flicked it off and onto the jew. The jew said what the hell man, and brushed it off his lap and onto the African. The spider crawled up the African's leg and onto his jacket, so he grabbed it in his hand and ate it.
A few minutes go by and a giant beetle crawls up the side of the park bench by the Jew. Scared, he scoots to the side closer to the priest. The African grabs the beetle and crunches it in his hand and licks it.
Disgusted the priest stands up and walks away. As he is walking away, the Jew notices that there's a large caterpillar on the back of the priest's vest. Quickly, the Jew stands up and runs over. He scoops the big into his hand and runs back to the bench and sits down. After a few brief seconds, he turns to the African man.... "Want to buy a caterpillar?"
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