My great grandfather worked at Volkswagen during the 1950s in Germany. As you may know by now, most cars are made on an assembly line and workers usually only see the one part of the car that they are responsible for assembling. He worked there until he earned enough money to buy his own Beetle. He then drove the Beetle back to our home country when the car had broken down. He opened the hood of the car to find that the engine was missing! At this moment, his friend from the factory (who had the same idea of buying his own Beetle and driving it back home) had pulled up next to him:
Friend: "What's wrong, friend?"
Great Grandfather: "My engine is missing, it must have fallen out while I was driving!"
Friend: "Don't worry, my friend! *I've got a spare in the back!*"
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