One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His
neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "What are
you doing?" he asks. Little Johnny replies, "My goldfish died
and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish,
ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Little Johnny shouts back,
"That's because he's inside your fucking cat!"
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