your mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
your mommas so slow she go hit by a parked car
your mommas so fat when she gos to the cinema she sits next to every one
your mommas so dumb she tryed to drown a gold fish
your mommas so ugly if my dog had the face of her i would shave its bum and train it to walk backwards
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