While walking through the Garden of Eden, Eve felt the tall grass tickle her lower lips. She felt a quiver, and decided she liked it.
She started trying out everything she could fit into her quivering quim. She saw a brontosaurus, and thought the long neck might be nice. So she jumped the dinosaur, and screwed him till it died. And so the dinosaurs became extinct.
She saw a unicorn running by, and liked the look of its horn. She mounted the animal's head and rode it for all it could take. The beast could not outlast her needs, and also died from the frantic fucking. And so too unicorns became extinct.
She then found a stream, and liked the elongated form of the fish. She went after them with a passion, plunging them in and out, and that is why fish smell the way they do.
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