Light bulb jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Coke and one to call daddy.


How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
Real men aren't afraid of the dark.


How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bu..THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!


How many Altzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.


How many attention-deficit-disorder-kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Look, a bunny.


How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine. One to paint the power tools blue, two to walk the giraffe, one to fill the bath tub with tennis balls and one to make a cup of cocoa. Total: Nine


How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Omelette.


How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Come on, that's OBVIOUSLY a hardware problem.


How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.


How many country/western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to write a song about how much he misses the old bulb.


How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.


How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need at least three bulbs.


How does an apple user change a light bulb?
He buys a new house.


How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it into what?


How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
...five, six, seven eight.