All invitees are encouraged to wear a costume that represents an emotion.
The doorbell rings and the host greets a woman wearing a pink feathered outfit. The man instantly recognizes that his first attendee is "tickled pink". The lady is invited inside.
The next guest arrives at the door wearing a tight fitting green outfit with the letters N and V on the front. "Green with envy... clever!" exclaims the host.
A few moments later the doorbell rings again. When the host opens the door, he is mortified at what he sees. There are two Jamaican men at the door. The first man is holding what appears to be half of a glazed pear, and the second man quite literally has his penis out and submerged into a bowl of pudding.
"Guys, what... what the fuck!?!? This is a costume party!". The first man replies, "I know mon, I've cum in dis pear, and my friend here is fucking dis custard".
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