Lifesavers


There was a teacher who wanted to do an expierement so she went and bought a bag of life savers
The nextday she told the class that they had to close their eyes for this expierement
she gave the first kid a green lifesaver and told him to describe it.
He said '' it's round with a hole in the middle,it's green apple.''
the teacher said ''youre right''
she gave the next kid a red one and told him to describe it
he said '' it's round with a hole in the middle, it's cherry.''
the teacher said '' right''
she gave the last kid a clear one and told him to describe it and he said '' it's round with a hole in the middle, but i dont know the flavor.''
a kid in the back raises his hand and says '' i know i know''
the teacher said '' it's something your parents call each other''
the kid in the back says ''ass hole ass hole ''
the teach says '' no it's honey''

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.