The first man finishes up and begins washing his hands in the sink. He soaps up both his hands and arms and thoroughly washes all the way up to his elbows not missing a spot. He then proceeds to use half a roll of paper towels to dry up and announces to the others in the restroom,
"I graduated from Stanford University, and there they taught us to be clean and unsullied."
The next man finishes up and walks over to the sink. Using only a few seconds of water and small squirt of soap he lathers up his hands and then very quickly rinses them. He then dries them off with just one paper towel and announces to the other two in the restroom,
"I graduated from UC Berkeley, and they taught us to be thrifty and frugal."
The third man zips up his pants and makes his way for the door, skipping the sinks. As he opens the door to exit he turns the other two men and says,
"I graduated from San Jose State University, and they taught us not to piss on our hands."
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