there is a lady walking to work and passes a pet store with a parrot outside. as she walks by the parrot says "hey lady, you are one ugly bitch" the woman dismisses the bird and walks on.
Same woman is waking back home that same day and there is the parrot again it says to her "hey lady, you are one ugly bitch" so she decides to put a stop to it and confronts the shop owner. The owner apologizes and assures her it will never happen again.
The next morning the woman is walking to work and sees the parrot up ahead as she walks by the parrot says "hey lady..."she turns and says "WHAT!" the parrot winks at her and says "you know"
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