He walks up to the bar and asks who's Lamborghini is parked in the front.
The bartender replies "It's no ones, it's part of a contest we're having."
Intrigued the patron asks about the contest.
"The contest is simple - put 20 bucks in this jar - and you a chance to win the car, you just need to do 3 tasks?"
"What are the 3 tasks" asks the man
"Well 1st you need to chug this bottle of tequila, 2nd you need to go and pull the owners dogs loose tooth out, it's been aching for a few weeks but no one wants to go near it since he's a very aggressive rottweiler, and last there's this old lady that lives upstairs, she hasn't been fucked in ages and could use a good pounding...If you complete all three you get the lambo" the bartender explains
"Ha, that doesn't sound too bad for 20$ i'll give it a shot" he says as he slaps 20$ on the counter
So the bartender hands him the bottle and the man chugs it down...then he stumbles out - the whole bar starts hearing yelling, screaming, screeching, pounding, and finally a loud grunt and silence.
The man walks back in smiles, and asks.. "So, wheres the lady with the loose tooth"
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