Q: What did Arafat say to Clinton last night ?A: 'Sheep don't talk, my friend'Famous presidential quotes: -'Ich bin ein Berliner' John F Kennedy -'I am not a crook' Richard Nixon -'Ouch, I bumped my head again' Jerry Ford -'I've felt lust in my heart' Jimmy Carter -'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall' Ronald Reagan -'Read my lips' George Bush -'Suck my dick' William J Clinton
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