Dad: Does your dick reach your ass?
Son: No
Disappointed, the son leaves and comes back a year later.
Dad: Does your dick reach your ass?
Son: No
The son comes back 6 years later and asks again.
Dad: Does your dick reach your ass?
Son: yes!!
Dad: Then go fuck yourself.
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