Jokeception

A chicken is crossing the road late at night just outside a closing bar when he sees a rabbi, an atheist and a priest walk up to the bar. The bartender is just closing up when he sees the group approach his door. The rabbi goes first and knocks on the door.
Rabbi: "Knock Knock"
Bartender: "Who's there?"
Rabbi: "I'm Jewish"
Bartender: "Jewish who?"
Rabbi: "D'you wish to buy this chicken crossing the road, I can give you a good price for it?"
The bartender looks at the chicken.
Bartender: "That's not your chicken, he's a regular here. Hey chicken, what do you think of this rabbi?"
The chicken looks the rabbi up and down.
Chicken: "Cheep cheep!"
Bartender: "You're right, this guy is cheap, get out of here!"
And so the rabbi is sent off and the atheist approaches the door.
Atheist: "Knock Knock"
Bartender: "Who's th-"
Atheist: "Well I'm an atheist and I'd just like to point out that you're all wrong. That's not a chicken, it's quite obviously a rooster. It's quite obvious."
Bartender: "Oh, well "rooster" what do you think of this guy?"
Again the rooster looks the atheist up and down.
Rooster: "Cock-a-doodle doo!"
Bartender: "You're right this guy is a cock, and a "doodle" too I suppose. Get out of here!"
So the atheist is sent off to post angry comments on a forum as the priest approaches the door.
Priest: "Knock Knock"
Bartender: "Who's there?"
Priest: "I'm a priest"
Bartender: "Oh an Irishman!"
Priest: "No no I'm not Irish"
Bartender: "Oh well what business do you have here then?"
Priest: "Well I heard there was some little cock around here checking out the religious men outside this bar?"
The bartender, disgusted, sends the priest away and invites the rooster into his bar after all the trouble. They sit down and the bartender turns to the rooster. Confused as to why the chicken never told the bartender he was a rooster, he turns to the rooster.
Bartender: "So rooster, why the long farce?"