He sits down with the loan advisor, a young lady by the name of Patty. Instantly the dog notices a photo on her desk of her with one of his favorite comedians.
"How do you know Lewis Black?" the dog asks.
"He's actually my father," replies Patty. "Having a celebrity dad has been an interesting experience."
"Tell me about it," says the dog. "I don't know my real dad, but I was adopted by Mick Jagger when I was very young."
The two get down to business, and soon the paperwork is just about completed.
"One last thing," Patty says, "is I need some collateral for the loan."
"That may be a problem," replies the dog. "My only possession is this." He hands her a small porcelain elephant.
"Hm, I'll have to ask my manager on this one," says Patty. She goes to her managers office, explains the situation, and gives him the paperwork to look over.
Her manager looks over the loan application and the porcelain elephant, thinks for a minute, and then says:
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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