A woman goes to the plastic surgeon and she's very nervous. The surgeon says "Would you mind if I numb your breasts?" The woman meekly replies that that would be favourable.
Surgeon says "Numnumnumnum!"
- credit goes to Robin Williams in *Bicentennial Man*
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