Riddles are so stupid! Here's an example of one that only has one correct answer even though anything could be true:
Romeo and Juliet are at a party when a train strolls by and they are found dead next to a puddle of glass. Why are they dead?
Because they were both fish! The train vibration caused the fishbowl to fall.
Another one is:
Mark and Lisa want to go to the school prom, but can't. Why?
BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FISH!
Here's another:
Sam and Tory are at the zoo being eaten by sea lions and nobody cares. Why?
BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH gingers.
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