Jimmy comes home from school, and announces to his mother, "Guess what! I just slept with my teacher!". Furious, his mother orders him to his room and tells him to wait until his father gets home. An hour later, Jimmy's father arrives. "Go upstairs, your son has slept with his teacher!"
Jimmy's father goes upstairs, pats his son on the back, and says, "Jimmy, I am proud of you. Let's go and get that bike you always wanted!"
So they go to the store and the dad purchases the bike. "So," he says, "do you want to ride it home?"
"No Dad, my bum's still sore!"
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